martainducreff:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King

#are they holding hands

(via onceupona-december)

favabean05:

constrictyourhandsaroundme:

siriuslyslytherin:

airpunchingacademic:

jaderkinss:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

Fucking brilliance

Absolute perfection.

A+ job.

What a man!

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itspartofmyprocess:

draumen:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck

it got better

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santasnaping:

the potter generation

Hedwig or Dobby

Meaning behind Hedwig’s death: To show the end of Harry’s childhood.

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myrunningfeetcouldfly:

I just googled “college christmas trees” and I found some gems that needed to be shared

and my personal favorite

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byle:

sadbody:

l4keh0use:

to the neighbors making noise complaints across the street.

my bff ily

i love u so much

how did this end up in my likes

how

what

JORDAN

(via iwhipmybeardbackandforth)

OH MY GOD SHE`S ON WEEDS THIS IS SO COOL

i`m pretty sure trying to introduce my boyfriend to tumblr before we hit two months was a terrifyingly massive step and i scare him

_{favourite people → nick miller
“you always assume the worst in people!” “yeah, cause people are the worst”}

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avengers a$$emble

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